Say Mr. Brown how about this weather?
Is it gonna rain on our parade?
Is your soul as light as a feather?
Or am I flat out going insane?
Say Mr. Brown how about your brother.
Do you know what he’s done with his life?
While you’re chasing him out the front door,
He’s chasing you with a butcher knife.
What’s that you say when the rain won’t go away?
What’s that you do when no one’s looking at you?
Where’s that you go after the show?
What’s that you say?
-OAR (”About Mr. Brown”)
Brown Shifts Blame for Katrina Response
By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer
Excerpt:
WASHINGTON - Former FEMA director Michael Brown blamed others for most government failures in responding to Hurricane Katrina on Tuesday, especially Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco and New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin. He aggressively defended his own role.
Brown also said that in the days before the storm, he expressed his concerns that “this is going to be a bad one” in phone conversations and e-mails with President Bush, White House chief of staff Andy Card and deputy chief of staff Joe Hagin.
And he blamed the Department of Homeland Security -the parent agency for the Federal Emergency Management Agency- for not acquiring better equipment ahead of the storm.
His efforts to shift blame drew sharp criticism from Democratic and Republican lawmakers alike.
“I’m happy you left,” said Rep. Christopher Shays (bio, voting record), R-Conn. “That kind of look in the lights like a deer tells me you weren’t capable of doing that job.”
According to his bio at FEMA, Mr. Brown served as FEMA’s Deputy Director and the agency’s General Counsel. Shortly after the September 11th terrorist attacks, Mr. Brown served on the President’s Consequence Management Principal’s Committee, which acted as the White House’s policy coordination group for the federal domestic response to the attacks. Then Dubya asked him “to head the Consequence Management Working Group to identify and resolve key issues regarding the federal response plan.” And In August 2002, President Bush appointed him to the Transition Planning Office for the new Department of Homeland Security, serving as the transition leader for the EP&R Division.
…Mr. Brown holds a bachelor’s degree in Public Administration/Political Science from Central State University, Oklahoma. He received his J.D. from Oklahoma City University’s School of Law.
Okay, so the dude’s a lawyer and his undergrad degree is a combo of Public Admin and PoliSci. Add to that his later experiences working on ethics committees and such, you’d think he would have said, way before Katrina, “Hey, Dubya… I think I’m in over my head. Better get Cheney on this one.” Or something. I mean, did he really think he had what it takes to deal with a major catastrosphic event? Go check out the full bio and tell me if the part about him directing “the National Disaster Medical System and the Nuclear Incident Response Team” doesn’t cause you to pee in your pants.
Did Mr. Brown see Dubya naked at some point? Or maybe he has compromising pictures of Laura Bush? What on earth could have inspired Dubya to put this guy into the job of Under Secretary of Emergency Preparedness and Response? Oh, right… we’re talking about Dubya. I’m just sayin’!


















