Feline Warrior

Here’s a doozy: I came across a Yahoo! profile that actually says these two things:

(1)  Marital status:  Married but looking

(2)   I have a son… And both he and my wife are the reason my heart continues to beat…

So it’s nice that this guy’s kid and wife are the reason his heart beats, and yet… he’s looking?  What the hell?!