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TV’s Aryan Sisterhood
Favorite quote, regarding “Fox Lips”: How big are Fox lips? When Rita Cosby switched from Fox to MSNBC, a construction crane was called in to move hers, which resemble a pair of oily, red eels mating angrily.
Or could it be this, about the “60-year old glimmer twins,” Lou Dobbs (CNN) and Chris Matthews (MSNBC). If they’re both true blonds at 60, they should be put on display at a medical museum.
Or, no, maybe my favorite quote is this, about Andrea Mitchell: A relatively late arrival to the blond gang is NBC’s Andrea Mitchell, 59, who looks like an Earl Scheib paint and body shop hosed her hair down with a gallon of Gold Leaf Metallic Clearcoat.
More will be revealed… I have so much to say about the blonding of America.