Feline Warrior

They’re everywhere on TV these days. All over the radio.Girls love ‘em, guys think they’re cool. Hell, Steven told me today that his motorcycle people love Maroon 5.

I can’t even get close to it. It seems like a formula band. I can’t sense any heart, soul, nothin’. It’s some dudes with nice shoes, snappy suits and at least one really ridiculous hairdo. A strained voice over -thank God- some occasionally interesting grooves.

Which of these definitions do you think applies?

Bah.