Feline Warrior

Here’s yer update: Biopsy on Wednesday. Let’s say it all together: It’s prolly nothin’. NOTHIN’.

But just in case it’s not, don’t forget: Susan Sarandon to play me in the motion picture story of my life! Valerie Bertinelli can do the Oxygen channel version (”Valerie Bertinelli as you’ve never seen her before!”) but please - Susan S. for the big screen.

You can pick whoever you want to play you, okay? We all get to pick our own stars!

Okay, I made a note while at the women’s health clinic today. The program they use for imaging is called Mammovision. Yes! Doesn’t that sound wonderfully 70s? Russ Myers? Something like that? It has a sort of porn-ring to it, doesn’t it? “Marilyn Chambers, brought to you in super-techno-color MAMMOVISION!

I’ll leave you with that. I need to go watch a movie so that I can return it to Blockbuster. Even though they say there are no late fees, why keep something longer than necessary? Someone else might want to see it! It’s “La Mujer de mi Hermano,” btw.